Coming Summer 2026

They come from every continent, tripping, hopping, walking, and running. Stumbling on crutches, crawling on bloodied knees. By unicycle, bicycle, and tricycle. Carried by sweating sedan bearers, borne aloft by drones. From the deep in a mini-nautilus. Arcing across the heavens on an ICBM.

Their destination, the legendary home of Verbal Discharge, the storied Queens Larder.

Hopeful for a fateful encounter with the discerning Verbal Discharge audience, to broadcast their words, their music, their physical contortions.

To stake their claim for immortality with a hallowed place in the annual Verbal Discharge compendium of photography and words for a select few.

While multitudes of the almost and the no-hopers weep, the crowned will eternally rejoice.

Buying this masterpiece celebrates the chosen and consoles the rejects with thoughts of next year's balmy possibilities.